A Letter for Ghislaine Maxwell’s Jeffrey Epstein Hate Mail File

Dear Ghislaine Maxwell’s Lawyer,

It has come to our attention that Ghislaine Maxwell has a two-feet high collection of hate mail and we don’t want to miss out on the fun. We figure she pays you enough to pass this on.

So we want to keep it classy and we went for some Shakespeare: “But you, that are polluted with your lusts, Stain’d with the guiltless blood of innocents, Corrupt and tainted with a thousand vices, Because you want the grace that others have, You judge it straight a thing impossible To compass wonders but by help of devils.“ That kinda sums it up.

But no there’s more. This time for some Winston Churchill: “We hold you no ill-will Ghislaine but it would have been better if you’d never lived.”

That sums it up. We’re normally are not haters. We just want to get in the hate mail file. We curse the day Ghislaine was born.

With Disgust & Pity,
Cranky Ladies from the Internet. (note to self: buy bulk glitter for posting.)

Update: if you want to send Ghislaine hate mail, this guy should know where to forward it on to. That’s why Ghislaine would be paying the big bucks. I just hope no one is allergic to glitter. C’est la vie.

Please note: we think these sources are full of BS. A two-foot high hate list for Ghislaine Maxwell. Come on! This claim is so 1993.