Dear Hackers,
Please stop sending us Ghislaine Maxwell’s hacked messages. It is confusing our social media manager, Bell the Cat. We are sick of reading about Dershowitz’s underwear.
Regards,
Australia’s top Epstein podcasters (because we are the only ones).
(Just in case Ghislaine lawyers see this, it is satire, which I believe is covered under your first amendment. Don’t bring us into that shit.)
Do you think Epstein killed himself? Was Epstein murdered? What about Epstein’s Clinton painting? Why was Epstein taken off suicide watch? Can Prince Andrew sweat? Did Prince Andrew step down?
